Ella Exclamation Post 2

Hi everybody. It's Ella Exclamation again. The last time I posted I gave you the inside scoop to my life, and I also added in the awesome little story about why I look like I do. Just to give you a heads up, this might be a little boring because I'm going to tell you the rules of my job and life. This is going to be hard for me because as you know from my little story, I'm almost of no use when I'm bored. Anyways, here comes the boring part, and I will do my best to make it exciting.
The rules of my life and job are pretty simple and that's why they work for me. Rule number one is that I always follow an exclamatory sentence. Rule number two is that I never go at the end of a declarative sentence, or in other words, a statement. For example, I wouldn't go after a sentence like this, "I am going to the store." I'm sorry, but really that sentence is just not exciting enough for me. Rule number three is that if it is a question forget about putting me at the end of it, because no question is really all that exciting. A question mark may sort of look like me, but if you would please notice, I don't have a big half loop for my head. Rule number four is the simplest of them all. All you have to remember is that I don't belong anywhere in an abbreviation. For example, please tell me you would put me anywhere in M.E. Gadski's name. If you ever thought of doing that, I'm a little worried. The fifth and final rule is that if you are making a request, you don't put me at the end of it because a request is a request, and there is nothing exciting about that. That feels good to have all that out there and over with. I promise I won't make you go through the torture of having to read all the rules again. It gives me the chills just thinking about putting you through that again, not to mention myself. It is scary to think about. Wow! Where did the time go? Yikes! I am going to be late for a very important date. If you had read a little into those awesome words, you probably came to the conclusion that I have to go, which I do, so goodbye for now.